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Frustrated, I turned the television off. I turned on the television – I clearly saw each frame of video like I was watching a slideshow. I walked to my bedroom (a slow 45-minute drift through my apartment) and flung myself into bed (lazily falling like a feather onto the mattress). I twisted onto my hands and knees. I forgot English. Where ordinary voices were frequency-shifted out of my audio range, smells didn’t seem to be affected. Fragile. Based on how long it took the book to drift to the floor, I estimated the effects of the drug were still intensifying. Then they sent me home. 3. I read some more. I blinked. Sprinting through my open door and into the front hall at full speed was like a slow, relaxing drift down a lazy river. Frankly, I hated it. I slogged back to the couch and collapsed onto it in a slow-motion fall that reminded me of the low-gravity hops of astronauts on the moon. Eighteen minutes since I took the Ambien. We publish narratives intentionally and specifically to enlighten and transform the world. He was described by friends as a “gentle giant” with a kind heart and a “glowing smile,” according to ABC 15. This shit worked. Shiloh Dynasty] 2. Voices spoke to me. The pain wasn’t at all mitigated by the slowness. One officer could be heard on the video pleading with Udofi to drop the weapon as he approached a police SUV brandishing the toy gun. I never became nose-blind to the body odor, the stench of the train’s brakes, and mélange of farts and other smells wafting through the metro car. Never. They ran a series of tests on me. The gun finally fell out of his grasp. I decided to go back to the offices where they gave me the drug. What was taking them so damn long? If I’m lucky, the sensation of the gunshot ripping through my skull will only last a few decades. None of the drugs I had tested so far have ever done anything for me, in the recreational sense. lift kit, nice big shoes, knobies, bed cover. Moments later, the officer and his partner opened fire as Udofia collapsed to the ground. Please do not make me shoot you.”. "Since I was asked that for the 275th time. Weeks. Most of my life experience has been a snapshot of pain huddled on the floor of a subway platform, with an unchanging view of ankles and advertisements. Three minutes had passed since I got home. Frankly, you’re moving much faster than a normal person,” she pantomimed a jogging motion. The officers noticed he was holding the BB gun when he was about 35 feet away and they took cover behind the doors of the Chevy Tahoe police cruiser. Three were assigned to the agency’s Cactus Park Precinct — with two, three and 13 years of experience, respectively. All that existed was the pain from my fall. Voices were gone, shifted below the threshold frequency of my hearing. An internal police department investigation is underway. But now verbal communication with anyone would be impossible. The brunet chanted over and over again. Maybe they would have something that could counteract its effects. I misjudged my speed and rammed into the wall by the elevator button at a pretty good speed. They made me juggle three balls. I recalled my whole life, and imagined living another. The book slowly pirouetted and spun through the air, like a leaf blowing in a breeze. is a Camp Lazlo fanfiction by The Illustrious Crackpot. I eventually landed on my right shoulder. But, the laws of biomechanics held me prisoner. Last Friday night, a thug shot a woman twice in a robbery turned nightmare. Mercedes Fortune, a police department spokesperson. 1. The show was created by Steven Levitan, the show's executive producer. Make it a head shot. Police used 26 pepper ball shots to subdue him then sent a canine in to drag him away from the gun. The pain in my shoulder still screaming with the intensity of a fresh violent injury. is an American sitcom television series that aired on NBC from March 4, 1997, to November 26, 2003, with a total of 148 half-hour episodes spanning seven seasons. Hard. Listening to the whale-song of the screaming baby and the Tuba solo of the brakes. Please Shoot Me. I extracted my phone from my pocket. This meant I could use the speed things seemed to fall as a way of judging the effects of the drug. I was relieved to be home. I spoke to God. The man was armed with a weapon and refused to relinquish it even after he was shot several times by officers. A narrow view of the metro platform – ankles of the commuters near me and an advertisement on the opposite wall. I did manage to hear a screaming baby on my subway car – her shrieks slowed to sound like whale songs. Udofia refused to drop his weapon even after being wounded. Then, wham – everything stopped. Pain flowed into my brain undiluted by the change in my perception of time. Moments later, Udofia could be seen on video raising up off the ground and pointing the toy gun at officers. I didn’t even bother locking the door. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. If you’re armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me. I was right. These few things felt like a long day at the office. Sprinting down the street, dancing and weaving between pedestrians with, what must have looked to them, superhuman dexterity. Shoot me in the temple, aiming slightly downwards. Then I basically sprint-danced the rest of the way, twisting and juking between people on the sidewalk and dodging moving cars with inches (a.k.a. I had basically turned into giant, slow-motion spaz. Atlanta Black Star is a narrative company. The ride home was horrible. Just reaching one foot in front of me to grab the book took a long time. So I can throw myself under it. Whether you’re graduating school, getting engaged, throwing a wedding, celebrating a growing family, I want your personality to shine through your pictures. If my brain had been running at regular speed, it probably only would have hurt for thirty seconds or so. “Dude, I got to shoot him, bro,” one of the officers told his partner when Udofia reached the Tahoe’s front bumper. That’s how I managed to read three magazines and the first thirty chapters of Moby Dick in fifteen minutes. The other was a canine tactical officer with 21 years under his belt. Reminder to commenters: Don't be a grinch! A lump that blocked my breathing, moving like a slug down my esophagus. If you’re armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me. I read another. I remember thinking this was going to be a long day. The red-line train roared into the station in slow-motion. I sluggishly turned my head to look at the wall clock. It was just my perception of time that had gone wackadoo. I imagined a new universe and brought it to life with my thoughts. What are my options? It was only 10:23 am. I sprinted to the metro station. Please shoot me now - Robert Downey Jr rolls eyes. Copyright Statement: Unless explicitly stated, all stories published on Creepypasta.com are the property of (and under copyright to) their respective authors, and may not be narrated or performed under any circumstance. A celebrity comes to Camp Kidney, and she so happens to be the girl who inspired Edward's beloved doll Veronica and even has her name. The dumb looks on the faces in the crowd lingered on me for weeks. But given the hours of tedium it would take to go get another book off my bookshelf, just sitting on the couch and reading Churchill was better. “Please! Shoot me." I’d have to spend a year on the metro platform, waiting to die. Please don't shoot me, but I have been trying to do a burn out on this car. The elevator ride was horrible. But he continued to hold the BB gun and refused to toss it away, Fortune said. BAM! A slit of light. But your body is still constrained by the laws of biomechanics. Even though my body moved at, what seemed to me, super-slow speed, I could still carefully choose how and where to place my feet, swing my arms, and turn my torso. It only took a block or two to getting used to having a brain that ran two dozen times faster than my body. Craig is also on the scene, … Credit: Peter Frost David (Wattpad • Twitter • Amazon • Reddit). Make it a headshot. View a slide show projected at ten images per second and answer detailed questions about what I saw (95% correct). I should have stolen that copy of Moby Dick. Every second seemed like days to me. A few times it’s been something for blood pressure or cholesterol. Hours and hours of increasing weight on my turned ankle turned into hours of increasing pain upon increasing pain. 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